“Get undressed and lie face down on the table. I’ll be back in a few minutes.” Mike let out a slow whistle as his eyes took in the scene before him. The room was at least three times larger than your standard massage room. In the middle was the table but it was wider and longer than others he’d been on. The cushion of it also seemed deeper. In the far corner there was a tiled area with a shower and drain that wasn’t enclosed. There was also a mini-fridge, speakers, and music player. But what really caught Mikes attention was the fact that there had to at least fifty candles, all lit, scattered across the room on the floor, on the shelves, and on the side tables. There were no other lights on but the combined glow of all the candles gave the room an incredibly seductive mood. Mike began to undress. Normally a decision has to be made when one visits a masseuse on whether or not you should keep your underwear on. If you go completely naked, you wonder if she will think that you want. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." What about that eye patch?" Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them crapped in my eye." You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap."And the pirate replied,"It was my first day with the hook."This one is compliments of LarryEver wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26Then:K N O W L E D G E11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%H A R D W O R K8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%But,A T T I T U D E1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%And,B U L L S H I T2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 =.
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